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Chapter One
rouble was coming to Christmas. At least that’s what
deputy Jill Flaherty’s gut told her. And over the past two
months, she’d learned to trust that warning weight in her
stomach. She looked up from her computer screen when
the door to the station opened and immediately revised
the thought. Trouble was already here.
Two older men, who bore a striking resemblance to
Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men,
held open the door, letting in a blast of cold, late-
November air. Ted and Fred were Nell McBride’s best
friends. Well, they had been up until Nell announced her
engagement to Calder Dane three weeks earlier. Ted and
Fred had been visiting the station almost daily to file
complaints in hopes of breaking up the elderly couple.
Today they’d brought reinforcements: Stella Wright and
Evelyn Tate. The wind swirled Stella’s long, bottle-black
hair around her face and practically pushed the diminu-
tive Evelyn through the door.
While the foursome stomped snow from their winter boots on the mat, Sheriff Gage McBride exited his office.
Spying his great-aunt’s best friends, Jill’s boss released a
muffled groan and backtracked, shutting his office door.
It sounded like he locked it. Smart man. Jill wished she could do the same. Instead she glanced at the dispatcher’s
desk and caught Suze’s eye. Jill nodded at the foursome
and mouthed, I’m busy.
Suze mouthed, Me too, and motioned Fred, Ted,
Stella, and Evelyn to Jill’s desk before going back to
her computer. Jill should have known better than to ex-
pect help from Suze today. It was Man Candy Monday
on Facebook. Jill forced a smile for Nell’s best friends.
It was either that or get sent back to sensitivity train-
ing at the nursing home. In May Jill’s dealings with the
over-seventy crowd had gotten her into hot water with
her boss. She also needed the seniors’ votes in her bid
for sheriff next spring.
“What can I do for you folks today?” She directed her
question at Fred, who was undoubtedly the ringleader.
“Commit Nell. She’s lost her marbles,” Fred in-
formed her. Ted, Stella, and Evelyn nodded at his as-
sessment.
Jill held back a sigh and gestured to the two chairs in
front of her desk. “Sit down, Stella and Evelyn. Fred and
Ted, grab two chairs and join us.”
It was time they settled this once and for all. Not only
were they driving Jill crazy, they were hurting Nell’s feel-
ings. Jill had seen the disappointment on Nell’s face when
her best friends refused to attend her engagement party
last week.
Once they were seated, Jill said, “First off, I can’t
commit Nell. Even if she needed to be, that would be up to her family. Namely her nephew, who happens to
be a doctor. So why don’t you tell me what the real
problem is?”
“I told you, she’s lost her marbles,” Fred grumbled,
crossing his arms.
This time Jill didn’t bother holding back a sigh. “No,
she hasn’t. Nell’s—”
Fred interrupted her. “She’s acting like a teenager. She
was all over Calder, making out with him right there for
everyone to—”
Okay, so if that was true and the couple were in pub-
lic, there might be a case for a lewd conduct charge, or
at least a warning. Since Nell had been a big fan of the
Fifty Shades books, Jill was a little nervous to discover what the couple had been up to and where. “On Main
Street?”
“No, not on Main Street. At Nell’s house. They were
decorating a Christmas tree and making out under the
mistletoe.”
Jill gave the older man a pointed look. “And you saw
this how? Before you answer, remember there are laws
against peeping Toms.”
“I’m not a peeping Tom. They were doing it right in
the front window.”
Evelyn gasped and covered her mouth, while Stella
said, “Shameful. It’s worse than I thought. You said they
were just kissing.”
Fred frowned. “They were. What did you think they
were doing?”
“Having S. E. X.” Ted spelled out the word for his best
friend, causing Evelyn to gasp again and Jill’s colleague
Ray to saunter over. The tall, lanky deputy parked his butt on the desk in front of her and grinned around his candy
cane.
Jill held up a hand to stop any further discussion of
seniors and sex. “If that’s the only reason you think that
Nell’s—”
“Oh no, dear, that’s not the worst of it,” Evelyn said.
“Nell isn’t entering the holiday contest for best decorated
house.” The older woman looked more shocked by that
than the news her best friend might be having sex.
Given how competitive Nell was about the annual con-
test, Jill had to admit it was somewhat surprising that she
didn’t plan to take part this year.
“No, Evelyn, the worst of it is that Nell’s handed
over the reins of the Parade of Lights. She’s organized
the parade for forty years. Forty, Jill. Forty years,”
Stella’s voice rose on each word until she was practi-
cally yelling.
Ted winced and lifted his hand to his hearing aid.
Nell had handed over the organization of the Christ-
mas parade to Chloe and Ty. Since the former soap star
and Hollywood hairstylist were affectionately known
around town as Diva One and Diva Two, that was worri-
some on a whole other level. Which reminded Jill she had
a meeting at the town hall in fifteen minutes to discuss
the parade. She was the sheriff’s office representative.
“All right, I understand why you’re worried about Nell.
But she’s been in love with Calder since she was in high
school, and now they have a second chance. Surely you
can—”
Fred cut her off with a derisive snort. “He broke her
heart.”
“Ripped it out of her chest and stomped on it,” Stella said with feeling.
Evelyn nodded, at the same time turning earnest eyes
on Jill. “I know how it must seem to you, dear. But we’re
not trying to cause trouble. We’re trying to protect Nell.
She’s been our best friend for sixty years, and she won’t
listen to us. We need your help to stop her from making a
terrible mistake.”
“A horrible, dreadful mistake. She’s going to end up a
nurse with a purse.” Stella added her two cents.
“Calder’s in great shape for seventy-eight, Stella. I
hardly think Nell—” Jill began.
“Bad, real bad,” Ted said. Obviously he’d missed some
of the conversation.
Ray removed the candy cane from his mouth.
“They’ve got a point. You should—”
Afraid her colleague would make matters worse, Jill
quickly intervened. “Head to the town hall for the meet-
ing. You’re absolutely right, Ray. I can’t be late.” Ray
frowned at her as she pushed back from her desk. “Look,
if I thought there was something to worry about, I’d check
into it for you, but there isn’t. Nell and Calder are in
love. It’s a good thing. A great thing, really. And what the
four of you should be doing, instead of trying to break
them up, is support them. Nell’s always been there for
all of you. She needs you to be there for her.” Just like
the older woman had been there for Jill. She wished she
could share with Nell’s best friends what had happened
all those years ago, but that was Nell’s story to tell, not
hers.
Evelyn wrung her hands. “Maybe you’re right—”
“It’ll be a cold day in hell before any of us give Nellie
our blessing. If you won’t help us, we’ll find someone who will,” Fred said with a stubborn jut of his white-whiskered chin.
Evelyn sent Jill an apologetic glance, then threw in
with her friends and nodded.
Proof that trouble had most definitely come to
Christmas.
Chapter Two
y the time Jill made it to the town hall, the meeting
had started. The wood-paneled room was more packed
than usual. From where they stood beside a large projec-
tion screen, Chloe and Ty sent her exasperated looks.
Jill grimaced. “Sorry,” she said as she scanned the
room for her fiancé, Sawyer Anderson. She spotted hi
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at the end of the conference table. He pulled out a chair
and waggled his eyebrows while giving her a slow, sexy
smile. One that promised trouble in a way that she was
totally onboard with, just not in the middle of a town hall
meeting.
“Behave,” she warned out of the side of her mouth as
she sat down and said a quick hello to her sister-in-law on
her right, and to Nell and Calder, who were on Sawyer’s
left.
Sawyer ignored the warning and curved his hand
around her neck beneath her brown leather jacket. He
tugged her closer, kissing her temple before murmuring,
“Missed waking up with you beside me, babe.”
Jill missed their early morning routine of leisurely
kisses and cuddles, too. She loved their house on the lake,
but navigating the snow-covered back roads meant that
she had to leave before the sun was up to get to work on
time. She allowed herself a brief moment to absorb the
feel of his warm lips against her skin and inhale his clean,
outdoorsy scent, straightening abruptly when a couple of
people cleared their throats.
Heat rose to her cheeks as she glanced around the
room. Grace met her gaze and grinned, nudging her head
at Ty and Chloe.
The throat clearers looked at Jill. “Do you mind if—”
Chloe began, then narrowed her eyes at Nell and Calder.
The couple had their heads together and were quietly
laughing. Jill hoped Chloe didn’t ask them what they
were giggling about, because Nell’s cheeks were a telling
pink and Calder’s hand was under the table.
Ty tapped a pointer against the screen. “Focus, people.
We have a lot to cover.”
Sawyer leaned into Jill, sliding a heavy hand up her
thigh. “Nell and Calder are having fun, why can’t we?”
She covered his hand with hers. “Because I’m here in
an official capacity and have an image to uphold. They’re
allowed to be giddy. They’re getting married soon.”
He raised a dark blond eyebrow and thumbed her en-
gagement ring. “So are we.”
“One wedding at a time, okay?” Sawyer had been try-
ing to nail her down to a date. Mr. Romance’s preference
was Valentine’s Day. But with Jill’s campaign for sher-
iff gearing up in the new year and then the election, she
wanted to wait until next fall. Catching the look of disappointment on his handsome face, she filled him in on
Fred, Ted, Evelyn, and Stella’s visit as Chloe and Ty
passed around today’s agenda.
Sawyer grimaced and rubbed his stubbled jaw. “I prob-
ably should have told you they paid Calder a visit the
other day at the plant.”
Sawyer had teamed up with Calder to bring his sport
drink, Gold Rush, to market. They were refurbishing
Calder’s plant to bottle the drink. Jill picked up the
agenda and held it in front of her face, indicating that
Sawyer do the same. “Did they threaten him?”
The corner of his mouth quirked. “Does challenging
him to a duel count?”
Before she could answer, the papers were whipped
from their hands. “Would you two like to share what
you’re whispering about over here? You’re delaying the
meeting,” Ty snapped.
Chloe walked to the far end of the table and took Madi-
son’s gavel from her, banging it on the table. “Meeting is
called to order.”
“Ah, Chloe, that’s my job. I’m the mayor,” Madison said.
“Didn’t Easton tell Gage? You’re not seeking another
term so I’ve decided to run.”
“I’m going to be her right-hand man,” Ty announced.
Jill groaned. She loved Ty and Chloe, but if she won
her bid for sheriff and Chloe won hers for mayor, Jill
would have to deal with them in an official capacity on
a weekly basis. Knowing the two of them as well as she
did, it would probably be hourly.
As though Sawyer read her mind, he chuckled. “You
can handle them. Besides, I have your back.”
“Thanks.” She glanced at her sister-in-law, who was twisting her wedding ring. “What’s wrong?”
Grace leaned in and whispered, “Skye’s thinking of
running, too.”
Sawyer must have heard because he laughed out loud.
“Sounds like you’re going to be busy keeping the peace,
Deputy Flaherty, soon-to-be Anderson.”
“I won’t be Anderson anytime soon if—”
The lights went out, and the words “out with the old
and in with the new” appeared on the screen.
“Are they talking about me?” Nell asked.
“We know change is hard, Nell. But the parade needed
a facelift,” Chloe said from where she now stood beside
the screen. “It’s going to be totes fab; just you wait and
see. Ty.” She nodded at her partner, who was working the
projector.
Jill stared at the images that filled the screen. It looked
like a Disney parade. But if she wasn’t mistaken, the peo-
ple in costume were . . .
“That’s right, each and every one of you is in the pa-
rade. We’re incorporating Nell’s romance series into this
year’s theme—Happy Ever After. Each book will have its
own float. And before you ask, yes, local businesses, the
nursing home, and sports teams will be involved as well.”
“Chloe, the parade is only two weeks away. There’s no
way—” Madison began.
“Don’t worry, Beau and his crew are building the floats
as we speak. All you have to do is show up for the dress
rehearsals.”
When everyone began talking at once, Ty ran over
and grabbed Madison’s gavel and hammered the table.
“Save your questions until after the meeting. You haven’t
heard the most exciting part.” He laid down the gavel and placed his hands over his heart. “Nell and Calder—”
Chloe cut him off. “Ty, it was my idea. I should be the
one to tell them.”
He frowned, moving his hands to his hips. “No, I was
the one who suggested the perfect way to end the parade
was with their wedding.”
“What?” Calder and Nell said at almost the same time.
They were having a quiet wedding on New Year’s Eve
with family and close friends.
Chloe glared at Ty, then turned to Calder and Nell. “I
know you were thinking of something small, but it just
won’t do. We’re going to give you the fabulous wedding
you deserve, and the whole town will be on hand to help
you celebrate. You’re the ultimate happy ending. It fits
perfectly with this year’s theme.”
All Jill could think was Nightmare at Christmas.
“But I’m Santa. I’ll be on the float,” Calder reminded
Chloe, his cheeks flushed a rosy red.
“Yes, and so will Nell. She’s Mrs. Claus.” Chloe made
a ta-da gesture with her hands.
Jill wished Easton was here to rein in his bride-to-be.
He was the only one who could make her see reason.
“We found you the most fabulous vintage Mrs. Claus
costume, Nell. Look.” Ty pointed to the screen. “Once
the parade reaches the town square, you’ll get off and
be married beside the Christmas tree. Main Street will
be dark except for the lights from the lanterns we’ll be
providing everyone. And once you’re pronounced man
and wife, you’ll light the tree.” He clapped. “It’s going
to be magical.”
At the sound of an incoming text coming from Jill’s
jacket, Chloe gave her the stink eye. “I can’t help it, I’m on duty,” Jill grumbled as she retrieved her phone.
Suze had sent her a screenshot of Calder and Nell’s
wedding announcement in the online version of the
town’s local newspaper, the Christmas Chronicle. Two
minutes ago an anonymous commenter had posted: Nell
McBride and Calder Dane will not be married. The wed-
ding is canceled.
Chapter Three